Why Central London Is So Famous For Hot Escorts

If London is the greatest city in the world then I recon the Central London Escort has to be the greatest escort in the world right? Are you following my logic? I know it’s a little suspect, especially if you’ve been to Thailand and been bounced up and down on by a beautiful Thai farm girl with the innocence of youth and the enthusiasm of a lottery winner. Maybe you’ve been to Prague or Copenhagen and marvelled at the perfect bone structure and long, long legs of the Scandinavian and Eastern European girls. Sydney in Australia is not only famous for the Opera House. The girls are free (not literally don’t get your hopes up) and easy. It’s all that sun and seafood, it sends them a little crazy or maybe you’ve mortgaged the house packed your thermals and travelled to Moscow where it’s so cold they sell fur lined condoms and a beer costs you more than the monthly wages for that Thai farm girl I was talking about.

What about the Italian girls in Rome or at least the ones who haven’t succumbed to the lure of copious amounts of pasta and pizza and ruined their figures. Well you could make a case especially if you are Italian because you will know the city better than I do and probably have a sweet young girl tucked away in an apartment somewhere who supplements your rather lacklustre sex life with the wife. Yes I’d have to concede that Rome could match the ‘heat’ of a Central London escort.

What about good old Amsterdam. All canals and bikes and coffee shops and girls sitting in windows like you’re buying a new toaster or something. What about there? Well you are right they have a case with their open society and legalisation of pretty much all the traditional vices but I’d say those very canals that I mentioned before are what lets that city down. I don’t know how many times in my life I’ve staggered out of a pub in Central London the worse for wear. Not too steady on my feet and taking one step forward and two sideways. In London the worst that will happen is that you may be run over by a taxi. Whereas in Amsterdam you will drown in the canal and also be run over by a river taxi. You can cross Venice off the list for the very same reason…there’s just too much water to fall into that’s a fact.

Now I come to my final point as to why the Central London Escort is so famous and why they are the best in the world. It’s because we have girls from all those other great cities I mentioned working in London. You don’t have to go to Rome or Thailand or Australia to get a sweet girl with the accent and the unique charms that you are looking for because the simple truth is that they have come to you and they are hear in Central London waiting for a call. 

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