Make Your House a Party Spot and Buy Dungeon Furniture

No better way to spice up your sex life with a little change of scenery. So many pop culture classics involve sexy getaways to tropical locations or plunges into the inner beast lurking inside the libidinous darkness. Imagine Love Island UK or a trip to the playroom in 50 Shades of Grey. If you are stuck at home with your man or missus or other (no genders necessary here!) then how better to change up the vibe than adding a new set of decor. 

With dungeon furniture, you can get the dong out of your man and slap your girl’s sweet ass with a whip that goes ‘thwack!’ Get after it guys. That’s right, I said it’s time to buy dildo online and shove it in a location you didn’t realize felt so good: your manhole. Add some toys and setup to your own personal playroom, and you can avoid the staleness that comes with coming in the same place at the same time in the same room every week.

You can go even crazier with your sexcapades if you pair your BDSM dungeon equipment with The Cowgirl Machine, a sex toy that will pour shots up your asshole with a stubby thumb like penetration like you’re riding a bull with a chode on its back. If you’re unfamiliar with the types of advantages you can garner from shoving shit up your ass, don’t think about it in such vanilla, black-and-white terms. You may be pushing a dildo all the way up your ass, you may not. Who knows? Maybe you just want to tickle the hole with a nice, long and hard rubbery bell end that can satisfy your curiosity. We’re not here to judge, and neither should you.

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If you can manage it, you can get a massively enlarged schlong coursing up your spread-eagle cheeks. Thrusting and thrusting. Nutting inside, if it is an ejaculating dildo or a sneaker you fill with petroleum jelly. Before you know it, you’re about to squirt out of your pussy hole, all over the goddamn cameras. Wow. How could you do this to my set? Now I have to pay for someone to lick this all up. Wow, if only I could have just bought a dildo online, I would’ve solved everything! That’s right, having a dildo can really reduce the stress of living alone. And furthermore, if you buy dungeon furniture, you can ward away the loneliness of living alone or under lockdown, and ensure a bit of fun play indoors.

With dungeon furniture, you can explore an unlimited range of role-play options, like tying your girlfriend up and sprinkling whipped cream all over the boobies, or tying your man up and just stepping on his balls, stepping on them until they squirt. Let me not get ahead of myself. You can add to your erotic adventures by adding The Cowgirl Machine to your cart. Like the dungeon equipment, which you can also find for cheaper prices online, you can have an actual machine thrusting into you, giving you your erotic climax. You don’t have to wait, you can just click, buy, and nut.

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Leesa Saint Blogger and writer Joined: January 15th, 2020